What Would Happen to Me in a Horror Movie …

I came across a funny web page called Here’s Exactly What Would Happen To You In A Horror Movie, Based On Your Zodiac Sign. As a Cancer, my fate would be:

Sweet, sweet Cancer might survive if they surround themselves with one or two stronger friends, but if they’re on their own — lol, no. Cancers are lovers, not fighters, they’ll be murdered doing something cool like going for a midnight swim (water sign yo) or making love to their honey.

Which is basically spot on.

Does your astrologically fated demise match up with your personality?


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The Devil's Muse

A horror fan blog by Sean Zio.